1. This survey gets a little personal; can you handle it?
I’m not ready but yeah
2. If you married the last person you texted, what would your last name be?
Kyle Palombo.
3. Were you happy when you woke up today?
Barely. I woke up abruptly since my alarm clock broke up.
4. When were you on the phone last? And with who?
Yesterday, I was being phished so I called back and memed them.
5. What are you excited for?
THE FUCKING O D Y S S E Y M O D E L S
6. What were you doing yesterday?
Memeing Wizards of Waverly Place
7. Honestly, who was the last person to tell you they love you?
Genuinely? Prolly no one lmao
8. What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
Tyson chicken nuggets my guy
9. Have a best friend?
Yeah, we do le meemays
10. Are you scared to fall in love?
Yeah but not necessarily because I’m scared of commitment or anything, but more that they’d fall in love with a character of myself, rather than the person I actually am.
11. Do you think teenagers can be in love?
Fuckin anyone can
12. Last person you wanted to punch in the face?
Kaylin
13. What time is it right this second?
9:31 PM
14. What do you want right now?
Happiness
15. Who was the last person you took a picture with?
No one
16. Are you single/taken/heartbroken/or confused?
Single and scared
17. When was the last time you cried?
A few months ago
18. Do you have a good relationship with your parents?
Dad: yeah.
Mom: no.
19. Do you find it hard to trust others?
Those close to me, no.
20. How fast does your mind change?
Eeehhhh
21. I bet you miss somebody right now.
Not really
22. Can you honestly say you're okay right now?
Meh.
23. Why do you think so many people cheat?
They don’t feel happy with who they’re with.
24. Tell me, what's on your mind?
Kaylin‘s memes
25. What are you looking forward to in the next three months?
Nothing
26. Have you ever worn the opposite sex's clothing?
No
27. When did you last talk to your number 1 top friend?
10 minutes ago
28. When is your next road trip?
No idea
29. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell anything to?
Kaylin
30. How's your heart?
Small, cold, and black.
31. Have you ever felt like you weren't important?
Yeah
32. Do you think somebody's in love with you?
Hopefully
33. What are you planning on doing after this?
Whacking it
34. Next time you will kiss someone?
Probably never
35. Have you told anybody you loved them today?
Ironically my friends
36. Who do you not get along with?
Everyone else
37. What does your 3rd recent text say?
Sending Jerry Gruncle Stan aggressively throwing paper into a hole
38. What are you wearing right now?
Literally what I draw myself in
39. You're locked in a room with the person you last kissed, how is it?
Solitary confinement
40. When's the last time you had a grilled cheese?
Legit never had one
41. What's your favorite boy and girl name right now?
Vinny and Marfesia
42. How did you feel when you woke up?
Exhisnssnxidbaj
43. Do you wish someone would call or text you right now?
I’m in one
44. Do you crack your knuckles?
All the time
45. What were you doing yesterday at midnight?
Whackin it
46. What are your LEGAL initials?
KVD
47. Who's the first B in your contacts?
BostonTheAir
48. When was the last time you laughed really hard?
fucking when me and kaylin were laughing at 'Dr. Man'
49. Your number 1 top friend walks out of your life, do you go after them?
Absolutely I do
50. Explain your last awkward moment?
Trying to start conversation with crush
51. Are you afraid of the dark?
Yes
52. Do you have good vision?
Oddly good
53. Have you ever tripped someone?
Nyet
54. Have you ever slapped someone?
Nein
55. Are you Irish?
Portuguese and Italian
56. Do you use chap stick?
Nope
57. Do you have any scars?
Noperino
58. Is there someone you will never forgive?
Only a couple who have wronged me too many times
59. Are you dating the person you last held hands with?
Nope
60. Name the last person to text you?
John
61. Would you marry someone 8 years older than you?
Not really
62. Can you go in public looking like you do?
I did
63. Have you ever kissed someone whose name started with a A?
Nope
64. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
left/middle
65. What's the first thing you'll do on your wedding day?
“Are you sure you don’t wanna divorce me now?”
66. Do you fall for people easily?
Scarily easily.
67. Has anyone put their arms around you in the past 5 days?
Nope
68. Do you miss the way things used to be?
Not really
69. Song you're thinking of right now?
DOWN INSIDE M Y M I N D
70. Want someone back in your life?
Not really.
71. Will tomorrow be better than today?
Hopefully
72. What's the color of the shirt you are wearing?
B L A C K
73. Who was the first friend that you had?
Fuck if I remember lol
74. Does it bother you when someone lies to you?
Somewhat.
75. Is there anyone who understands your relationship status?
Yeah
76. Are you a naturally happy person? Or is your happiness forced?
90% natural
77. Is there anyone you wish would fall in love with you?
Of course. I try my hardest to get her to like me but I fear she only likes me as a friend.
78. What do you wear when you sleep?
T shirt and stretchy pajama pants
79. Are you obsessed with something right now?
Gorillaz, Ducktales, Gravity Falls, Mario
80. The first person you loved is?
My first crush prolly
81. Something terrible happened with you?
Not one off the top of my mind.
82. You are locked up with someone you love, what happens?
A lot of anime.
83. If you could wish something, what would it be?
To be actually talented.
85. When you are alone, what do you think about?
Memes
86. How was your first kiss?
Ki—ss...?
87. What's your favorite music genre?
Progressive rock usually
88. Are you going to tag people to do this?
MWAHAHAHA